Me: What's this?
Mark: It's the new component that the client selected for the pods. They like it because it's cute. They like cute.
Me: So, if we paint the damn things pink and slap Hello Kitty on them, the client will buy more of them?
Mark: Well, but they also like black.
Me: So we paint them black and put Bad Badtz Maru on them.
Mark: That'll work.
astralagos: Goddammit, when are you gonna get to the peebos?
astralagos: I WANT PEEBOS!
astralagos: PEEBOS ARE THE GREATEST IDEA EVER!
ninjorilla: Well, maybe some hot Jazz-on-Perceptor action will take some of that sting away.
astralagos: I hate you in ways that language cannot describe.
I am, by nature, an impulse buyer. For years I have done my best to try and curb those impulses. And yet today I find myself the proud owner of two "smencils" — scented pencils that smell like root beer.
Two steps forward, one step back...